Feline Wars Episode VI - The Return of the Mobai
“The time has come,” muttered Pasht to herself for the umpteenth time as she watched the two men talking from behind her veil. Now this veil was actually multi-dimensional, because Pasht’s disguise as a vegetable seller was her main veil (to prevent mortals shrieking and prostrating on their knees on witnessing divinity) and the superficial veil was the yashmak which all women in the country wore. The two men were approaching her now. The one on the right was tall, wore a white cap and had a rose pinned onto his vest coat. The other man was shorter, dressed in uniform, and looked like he owned the place (which, in fact, he did). As the men passed her, she said, in a soft but audible voice, “Go to the Sphinx, O great leaders, and you will find a weapon to unleash the power of the third world.” And with these enigmatic words, she vanished (to gasps and screams from the crowd, and to a look of utter bewilderment on the faces of the two men).
In due course, the man returned home and began work on the temples. Six there were, though only three he built then. The fourth came later, and later the fifth, and very recently the sixth. And the Mobai were born again, and spread across the world, acting as the pillars of society.
Not until much later were the words of the Sphinx made available to the public (and even this was made possible only due to the amazing invention of buttons, which now enabled curious pressmen who loved imitating angry bees to snoop on unsuspecting people and prove their dishonesty). In one such case, the victim bought his way out of the pit he had dug for himself by giving the original translated manuscript to the press. And even then, such a revelation did the manuscript cause in the editor’s chamber (reportedly, the editor plucked all his hair out and then started yelling about how he shall embrace a religion and be an atheist no more). The words are reprinted below:
But that winter is over and now has come the spring
After centuries of sorrow and years of great pain
The Mobai temple shall now rise once again
Six there shall be, in a land far far away
Very soon now they shall see the light of day
In a land where the fabric of freedom is not frayed
Where a prince once with lion cubs played
In the city of fearless bunnies the first shall rise
And one in the city of joy shall then arise
The ancient town of boiled beans shall the third see
In the city named after a famous brother, the fourth shall be
The fifth shall see the blue sea and also the green hill
Sound like ‘not outside’, the sixth one will
More may arise later, only time will tell
But rejoice, for it is now the end of the dark spell.
The deserving shall be sacrificed once every year
They shall be trained to face anything and know no fear
The Mobai shall reawaken, but with a new name
Prime vowels shall vanish, and the rest shall attain fame
To Pasht will be dedicated the holy sacrifice
Every year shall see a fresh unwelcome surprise
The survivors will be rare, on the back will they get a pat
And the process shall henceforth be known as the ***.”
Epilogue: The Mobai are still going strong. The sacrifice is now harder than ever. Pasht’s wildest dreams have come true. When last seen, she was sunbathing on B.E.A.C.H. ®, all caution thrown to the winds. Evil has given up the fight and is now searching for less powerful enemies to attack. End of story.
17 Comments:
blockbuster entertainment!!
hmm..so better start practising to act like a pillar(of the society)..personally, i would suggest imitating the Campaniform columns found in the Hall of Annals of Tuthmosis III at Karnak temple..
@hemamalini: Glad u liked it...
@anon: Would not mind that as long as Cleopatra is with me... or Nefertiti perhaps... but just ensure that Hatshepsut stays away, cos then the spirit of Tuthmosis shall fry me...
aha..so there it is !! the much awaited finale !!
but why refrain from spellin the three dreaded letters ??
the pome was cool....hilarious n stunnin at the same time :)
and the much awaited question...what next ?????
@Neelam:
The three dreaded letters have stabbed me in the back
Wonder what it is they wanted that I happened to lack
The feline wars are now over, finished is the six-pack
But with some other crazy stuff shall I soon be back!!!
Hey..u so totally rock with the poetry man :))
hi, sorry i didnot read the last two, but the comments suggest i very soon should :)
i'm back in surat, and there is no internet yet. will be connected regularly with the e-world in about a week's time. catcha l8r, and pls do plan our next review..
ciao
am thinkin of 1984... some horror for a change...
Brilliant... Singularly Brilliant...
Cyborg, I whole-heartedly applaud thee
Thy writings have constantly amused me
I hope thy next literary venture will not for long lag
After having let the *** out of the bag!!!
@jay:
Thanx... next one in processin right now...
hi cyb!
me back to blogging again. i'm planning a review of The Eagles Hell Freezes Over DVD. you can do 1984. also, i think we'd better remove the prev posts and start it afresh. the blog runs too long in my opinion...
let them be na... its fine
@cyb: let what be? :-S u dont wanna continue wid the review blog?
i'm back :)
hectic 3 week trip to Calcutta! still dazed and jet lagged
how have you been?
happy new year!
@xlnc: I do wanna continue, what I meant was let the old posts be there... Ill put up 1984 by the weekend...
@Prerona: Me fine... happy new year to u too...
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