Laaeef @ Yem-Bee-Yay

It all began on a hot bright sunny day

At the end of a work-heavy month of May

I headed off to do my Yem-Bee-Yay

In a B-school called Yaay Yaay Yem-Kay!!

To begin with there was a teeny little prep course

But I didn't have it so at home I worked on my snores

I finally land there, hoping to meet more than bores

And keen to unleash the full power of the Force!!

First I had to endure gruelling sessions of Micro-eco

I found refuge in the fantasy world of Naruto

As ninjas fought and killed and yelled "Dattebayo"

Studies totally ignored, grades plummeted!! Aiyo!!

As more profs came by with more and more to teach

I got hooked to the death gods and hollows of Bleach

Of course, stats and all that is essential for a global outreach

But teach me any more and I'll collapse with a screech!!

Marketing, finance, operations, so much of it!! Yike!!

Took my anger out on some poor bots in Counter Strike

Karimeen Pollichattu at Paragon, travelling on a bike

Missing out on city trips due to some stupid strike!!

Along came HR people, to force into our heads OB

No thanks, I'll watch Anakin fight Obi-wan-Kenobi

Star Wars did matter much more than that stuff to me

At least I could use the Force and set my mind free!!

Team meetings, chats, and class participation so fake

I'll sit shut and think of the next episode of Prison Break

Obviously in CP I scored a big duck, or is it a drake

No matter, in the end a good manager did I make!!

 

Luckily Atharva quizzes and informals were a craze

And was fun bamboozling people with Labyrinth - the maze

It all ensured the boredom otherwise did not me unfaze

How people can stare at a laptop all day, does me amaze!!

It took a whole year, and the arrival of Strategy

To infuse into academics some much needed energy

Fun talking of missions and visions and many a synergy

Time passed by, load reduced, slipped into lethargy!!

Of course, there was plenty of chips and colas and gum

And mess parties with concoctions of vodka-rum

Walks and jogs to help reduce the size of my tum

Birthdays to play football with a person's bum!!

Along came the recession, placements fell and fell

So switched to wordgames in Dublin, they went so well

Got a job, had loads of fun, how time flew I cannot tell

For suddenly there was the tolling of the convocation bell!!

Back to a job now, but I look back on every term so fun

Each better than the last, finally ending with half a dozen

With many a PJ, many a poem, and very many a pun

Sigh!! It's all over now... but sure did enjoy a ton!!