Se7en

Gluttony:
Chips and Pepsi and more chips and more Pepsi and some Mountain Dew and more chips and still more chips and lots more chips and a lot of... well, never mind...

Greed:
Abandon chips and keep asking for more and more and more of... well, never mind again...

Sloth:
Stay rooted to one place, never move, never get up... sleep on and on and on...

Pride:
The best wanting the best... Awesomeness all around...

Lust:
Never mind this one...

Envy:
Time is short and life will go to the dogs... tiny ones, but dogs nonetheless...

Wrath:
Take the ring off and punch the open palm with your fist, but at just 30% power...

Se7en it was and so shall it remain... sigh...