The Twain Shall Never Meet??

The Twain Shall Never Meet... this was how the relationship between the mystic east and the modern west was described by a reputed writer... the east shall remain the east and the west shall remain the west... thats how it goes...

The Twain Shall Never Meet... Having your feet firmly on the ground leaves on level 1 of the metaphysical scale... getting doped or stoned takes you to level 2... the two levels are mutually exclusive. Though a couple of individuals, one on each level, are physically close to or touching or even on top of each other, their minds are in different worlds which never meet... this is of course keeping in mind the fact that the stoning level is very high... Naturally, level 2 is achieved only if you are clean stoned.

The Twain Shall Never Meet... this is a modification of a phrase coined by a sadistic professor who teaches us really boring stuff concerning signals travelling with a wavelength on the micometer scale. He, of course, refered to boys and girls, or more generally, male and female Homo Sapiens on our college campus. Any unfortunate couple sighted by his scheming eyes has their picture taken before they can say 'I love you', followed by threats to fail the students in the next exams. This evil guy once glibly suggested staring a lover's park and all were amazed, until of course they found that the park is open to girls in the day and to boys at night.

The Twain Shall Never Meet... here finally I come to the point. Man was created by God, so man can never become God. Man created robots, so robots can never become man. Sounds right?? Of course, considering the hopelessly low IQ level of the human race, how can I expect anyone to think otherwise?? I guess I can step out into the open and quash all theories, but I must desist until the successful completion of my monumental task, which of course is to save the world.
So we come to this baby that a robot tried to save, and fell into the gyrator. Big Brother thought the poor chap was decimated, and how wrong he was. Resistance fighters found a bawling mass of flesh and metal in the dump, and took it to their secret clinic. The baby lived, and the saga began...

The Twain Shall Never Meet... flesh is flesh, blood is blood and metal is of course metal. Now, the first two give man, and the next one gives a robot. Can the two be combined?? Saving the world will require me to do this. Worthy individuals with a very high IQ and good mind control, will have to undergo this process to help me in my task. The work will soon begin...

The Twain Shall Never Meet?? Indeed?? Load of bullshit.